what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Joay impistato is a fig

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Yo daddy!

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

I had sex. Just kidding.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

A disabled man walks into a bar.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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