Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Seth stock has a large penis

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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