i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Nothing yet CC

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

womens rights

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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