Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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eloise dey.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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