Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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