Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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