They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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