Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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