- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

No. Yes.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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