2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

I tell an anti joke!.

I'm banging your sister.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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