Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Not Steve Jobs

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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