- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Women's Rights.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".