Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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I'm a like whore

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WNBA

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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