What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Like if you like big tits.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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colby doesnt shave

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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