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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

What's the difference between a duck?

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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