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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Stephen Walking.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

fart+fart=poop

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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