- Anti Joke

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

insert joke here

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Gay's rights

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

*insert joke here*

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Gay's rights

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

insert joke here