How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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I Have a Black Friend

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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My life :(

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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