Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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