What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

My phone rang. So I answered it.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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