- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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