- Anti Joke

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

2 women were sitting quietly

Vagina ass.

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Meow.