A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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