want a balloon? yeah

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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That's not what she said.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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