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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Matt is not funny.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Badgers are cool

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

why did the puppy poop? he had too

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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