How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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The Pope

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neil patrick harris

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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