Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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