Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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The WNBA

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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69

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That's not what she said.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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