Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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knock knock who's there police

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What is cold? Winter

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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