- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Snarf Nuggets

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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