- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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