Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Womens Rights.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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