what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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pickle juice?

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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This is an anti-joke.

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hi

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Obama

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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