What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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zebras

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Wheelchair high jump

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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whoa there

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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