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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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want a balloon? yeah

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Chinese drivers.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Anti Joke

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