Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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