- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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