Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Womens rights.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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