What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

justin bieber

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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