A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Spotto

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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