a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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