Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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