Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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obama

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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gay marriage.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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