Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Snooki

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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I am a nigger.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Anti Joke

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