- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thumbs up!

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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