What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

knock, knock. come in.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

What did the clock say? The time.

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