- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Garry Glitters on here

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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