a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Gays

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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thermodynamics?

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Snooki

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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