Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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The Pope

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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123 Main street

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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