- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shea kisses a girl

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

monkey sponge

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Knock knock, Come in...

my friend is gay hes gay

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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